The Pack Of Evil Grows

I’ve been quite busy recently with the stuff I’m handling with DP & ToE. I’ve started to feel I need someone to delegate *cough*dump*cough* some of it.. (yes, maybe now I can concentrate better on Juuso’s interview that I've promised! *sorry)

 

This led me to think of a personal slave. Someone to toss ideas around with and assist me with different chores. For example giving me foot massages (mmmm.... massage...)

 

The chosen applicant is the person introducing below. Regarding to his own additional comments during the interview, he had applied by accident when trying to sign up for a diving course. Guys, are we really sure about this fellow?

 

Welcome DP's newest minion! (He seems to have this habit of wearing a bit odd clothes as you see in the picture... Well, you cannot always win.)

 

Best of evil to you all!

KM

The reason for my recent adjoinment in the ranks of the world’s most evil super villain is not only the fact that my studies include a period of practical placement but also the fact that working for him satisfies some of my deepest and darkest urges. With a personality of a child molested rat, I must have been either lucky or skillful enough to be approved. Or was it because of my crookedness? Go tell with this bunch.

 

Seriously talking, I’m a charming and loving person and most importantly this project serves both my history and my future. Let me enlighten you, our dearest fans. 

 

You see, I have collected comics and movies since the time I learned to read (and I was 6-7 years old not 16, as you might think). I grew up reading about the adventures of Batman and Spider-Man. I still love to dig into a good comic book and every time a new superhero movie comes out and becomes a success I feel a certain amount of pride. Watching Iron Man or Captain America or any of these things gives me a kick because they get me thinking about all the new fans. Yet another generation gets to enjoy the heroes that coloured my childhood, and partly my life too. “He’s a comic book geek, how sad…” Well that I am and first to admit it. 

 

Professionally my background includes for example a documentary about energy production. Before ending up as teaching material to all the upper secondary schools in Finland the documentary got me and my co-workers to a science event in CERN, Switzerland.

 

During the summer of 2010 I worked for a pr/consulting company in Cleveland, United States assisting the CEO with marketing plans and other customer projects. This was a golden opportunity for a person who wishes to end up in, let’s toy with the idea, Big Apple.       

 

Now, I mentioned future. What are my expectations with the Thesis of Evil? I’m looking forward to learn as much as possible. I also want to broaden my horizons since I never want to be ‘just a journalist’ or ‘just’ anything for that matter. Right now I’m a slave hoping to get vaporised, separated from my bones or what ever DP feels like doing. So far my chain reaches the coffee maker which is a start.